With most science fiction films, the more science you understand, the {\em less} you admire the film or respect its makers. An evil interstellar spaceship careens across the screen. The hero's ship fires off a laser blast, demolishing the enemy ship---the audience cheers at the explosion. But why is the laser beam visible? There is nothing in space to scatter the light back to the viewer. And what slowed the beam a billionfold to render its advance toward the enemy ship perceptible? Why, after the moment of the explosion, does the debris remain centered in the screen instead of continuing forward as dictated by the laws of inertia? What could possibly drag and slow down the expanding debris (and cause the smoke to billow) in the vacuum of outer space? Note too the graceful, falling curve of the debris. Have the cinematographers forgotten that there is no gravity---no \quote {downward}--- in outer space? Of course the scene is accompanied by the obligatory deafening boom. But isn't outer space eternally silent? And even if there were some magical way to hear the explosion, doesn't light travel faster than sound? Shouldn't we {\em see} the explosion long before we {\em hear} it, just as we do with lightning and thunder? Finally, isn't all this moot? Shouldn't the enemy ship be invisible anyway, as there are no nearby stars to provide illumination?